STRICTLY COUPLES ONLY
2008/2009DANCE SCHEDULE
Connection Magazine Apple Article
Dec 13th, 2008 Christmas Party
LOIS SAYS: "Don't forget to practice safe sex!
Three members still are suffering from Mistletoe Lung from last years dance!"
Jan 11th, 2009 T-shirts & Panties "OPTIONAL"
Sharing shirts is OK!
If you only bring one T-Shirt, the guy can only wear it a maximum of 50% of the night!
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Feb 8th, 2009 Valentine's Dance
Did you get a heart shaped box of angry wasps last year for Valentines Day?
Bring her to the Apple tonight and the pope won't be calling you for tips on celibacy this year!
LOIS SAYS: "Hey Girlfriends, Men may be from Mars....but I
think we might see something that rhymes with Venus tonight!"
Mar 7th, 2009 St.Patrick's Day Dance
Blow me I'm Irish?
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Apr 11th, 2009 Sexy Leather & Lace
Lois says, "Sex is like rain this time of the year. It all depends on how many inches you get!"
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May 9th, 2009 Luau
Remember to be polite !
Say “please” and
“thank you” before and after the human sacrifice at tonights Luau!
June NO DANCE Summer Vacation
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ARE UP TO IN THE SUMMER
July NO DANCE Summer Vacation at Northaven Resort
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NORTHAVEN DANCE
TWO WORDS.."RESTRAINING ORDER"!
JULY 18th at Northaven Resort
Aug 8th, 2009 SPORTS NIGHT
Is the zipper on your pants set for "Monica" and not for "Hillary"... this is the dance for you!
Oct 10th, 2009 Halloween Dance
LOIS SAYS: "Not tonight Jimmy, I'm on my pyramid!"
SHOW ME THE PICTURES FROM 2008"
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Nov 14th, 2009 Thanksgiving Dinner Dance
"YUMMO"
If Frauline MunchinFuk has a pilgrim hat, she can come to the dance free!
The Apple has never had a shortage of breasts in the kitchen... Gail says that!